Come reader and let me rest my weary head on your shoulder. I am tired. I haven’t slept for a week and my feet hurt. My ears are still blocked [ … ]
The Hunt
The day was like any other day that would breed a series of events which would rape my young mind and toss me prematurely, I suppose, into the cold [ … ]
Social Anxiety and Me or How to Portray Convincing Human Behavior In the Face of Overwhelming Social Inadequacies
Friday nights should be easy. I work all week during the day and stay in every night. My schedule is light enough on the weekend that it should be obvious [ … ]
Misfortune Cookie
Of all the Asian nations, China has always been one of my favorites, so there would have been no reason for me to assume that a nation so mighty [ … ]
Photograph
And then, I smiled. When she climbed in through my window, which is more convenient than the door, I smiled. It had been a week since I had seen her, [ … ]
Talent means nothing to idiots
It’s become obvious that talent, for the most part, is found nowhere in the music business. Turn on your TV or radio and you will hear very quickly that [ … ]
Driving School
People are driving like shit all the time. It used to be rare to see someone run a red light, abuse the carpooling lane, or exceed the speed of sound [ … ]
Re: Atheists fear a God-fearing lurch
It is ridiculous that the local atheists are feeling so downtrodden. Norman Hall’s epicene fears are quite honestly laughable. He seems to think that just because the President is [ … ]
A message to would-be stigmatists
Want to be a Saint? Want to be considered a living miracle? Are you incredibly stupid? If so, the stigmata is for you. Stigmata is defined as bodily marks, [ … ]
New age of sports reality, economics
By: Evan Weiner | Special to the Sentinel Nuclear winter for sports fans has arrived. Get ready for long work stoppages in both the near and distant future, and you [ … ]