Friday nights should be easy. I work all week during the day and stay in every night. My schedule is light enough on the weekend that it should be obvious [ … ]
Misfortune Cookie
Of all the Asian nations, China has always been one of my favorites, so there would have been no reason for me to assume that a nation so mighty [ … ]
Photograph
And then, I smiled. When she climbed in through my window, which is more convenient than the door, I smiled. It had been a week since I had seen her, [ … ]
Talent means nothing to idiots
It’s become obvious that talent, for the most part, is found nowhere in the music business. Turn on your TV or radio and you will hear very quickly that [ … ]
Driving School
People are driving like shit all the time. It used to be rare to see someone run a red light, abuse the carpooling lane, or exceed the speed of sound [ … ]
Re: Atheists fear a God-fearing lurch
It is ridiculous that the local atheists are feeling so downtrodden. Norman Hall’s epicene fears are quite honestly laughable. He seems to think that just because the President is [ … ]
A message to would-be stigmatists
Want to be a Saint? Want to be considered a living miracle? Are you incredibly stupid? If so, the stigmata is for you. Stigmata is defined as bodily marks, [ … ]
New age of sports reality, economics
By: Evan Weiner | Special to the Sentinel Nuclear winter for sports fans has arrived. Get ready for long work stoppages in both the near and distant future, and you [ … ]
Bulgaria
‘Snow plough, snow plough!’ If you are a beginner on the snow fields, you will no doubt hear this expression often. You are guaranteed to hear this command drilled into [ … ]
Ma Coeur S’ouvre a Ton Voix
Flash, bang wallop and a murmur of distress on a typical Wednesday water cooler day at the office. Flick flick went your hair and my embarrassment at our meeting. I [ … ]