Academic corruption starts much earlier than most realize. How do I know? It happened to me in elementary school. I was always a smart kid. I was even labeled G.T. [ … ]
HOKEY POKEY
(YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT…) By: Michael Zivick Often the worse the tragedy, the closer we have to look to find possibilities for [ … ]
F L Y M E
By: Michael Zivick I cry ninety-six tears from ninety-six eyes. -The Cramps Do you know how long fruit fly sex lasts? About as long as it is taking you to [ … ]
Book Review Eve’s Seed: Biology, the Sexes and the Course of History Robert S. McElvaine, PhD.
McGraw-Hill, 2001 By: Michael Zivick Jesus Christ, George Carlin, General George S. Patton and the privates of several Presidents may seem like odd bedfellows (or bookfellows, in this case), [ … ]
Subtlety makes most scents for that aura of cleanliness
Jes Alexander, Special to the Chronicle Wednesday, January 12, 2005 Home fragrances probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but I fear the industry has run amok. This [ … ]
Sorry, Martha. Housekeeping’s not my idea of ‘reality’
Jes Alexander, Special to The Chronicle Saturday, March 5, 2005 My friend Alison e-mailed me a few weeks before Martha Stewart left prison and forwarded me an application to be [ … ]
Sorry, Martha. Housekeeping's not my idea of 'reality'
Jes Alexander, Special to The Chronicle Saturday, March 5, 2005 My friend Alison e-mailed me a few weeks before Martha Stewart left prison and forwarded me an application to be [ … ]
Do I look thinner?
It has been a while, since health organizations and the government have been trying to implement measures to drop considerably the number of obese people in the UK. A survey [ … ]
Monkeyman
Whatever happened to the monkey man? I remember the short-lived hysteria he plagued upon the people of India, bounding from rooftop to rooftop terrorizing the threadbare villages, resulting in the [ … ]
Turn and Cough It Up
The Dismembered Black Knight’s immortal punchline, “’Tis but a flesh wound,” really rounds into form when you’re living without health insurance. Since I can’t even afford antibiotics to battle the [ … ]