When the PARADE, a section in the Miami Herald’s Sunday Edition, about three weeks ago, asked him what he would do to make a better America, Norman Mailer wrote that “television [ … ]

    Women should not be drafted because they have babies!!! That is the absolute number one reason. 18-26 is great baby making time for a woman’s body. Past 30 there [ … ]

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or of the right [ … ]

Academic corruption starts much earlier than most realize. How do I know? It happened to me in elementary school. I was always a smart kid. I was even labeled G.T. [ … ]

(YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT…) By: Michael Zivick Often the worse the tragedy, the closer we have to look to find possibilities for [ … ]

By: Michael Zivick I cry ninety-six tears from ninety-six eyes. -The Cramps Do you know how long fruit fly sex lasts?  About as long as it is taking you to [ … ]

McGraw-Hill, 2001 By: Michael Zivick             Jesus Christ, George Carlin, General George S. Patton and the privates of several Presidents may seem like odd bedfellows (or bookfellows, in this case), [ … ]

Jes Alexander, Special to the Chronicle Wednesday, January 12, 2005 Home fragrances probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but I fear the industry has run amok. This [ … ]

Jes Alexander, Special to The Chronicle Saturday, March 5, 2005 My friend Alison e-mailed me a few weeks before Martha Stewart left prison and forwarded me an application to be [ … ]

Jes Alexander, Special to The Chronicle Saturday, March 5, 2005 My friend Alison e-mailed me a few weeks before Martha Stewart left prison and forwarded me an application to be [ … ]